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Recipe for an Army Wife

1 1/2 cups Patience
1 lb. Adaptability
3/4 cup Tolerance
1 tsp. Courage
A Dash of Adventure
Combine above ingredients:  Add 2 tablespoons elbow grease.  Let sit alone for one year.  Marinate frequently with salty tears.  Pout off excess fat. Sprinkle lightly with money.  "Knead" dough until payday.  Season with international spices.  Bake 20 years or until done...Dedicated...to military wives everywhere, who have waved "good-bye": more often than not, who have heated up more dinners than most wives cook, who have missed more anniversaries,  birthdays, Christmases and Valentine's Days than they should have, and most important of all have welcomed their husbands home GLADLY.

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